Parmesana That Will Make You Slap Yo' Mama!

We all have them.  Yes, ALL of us.  Those friends that do it openly without shame.  They are even shameless enough to do it in public.  They eat MEAT! Well I've finally discovered the kryptonite to my carnivorous compadres.  It's my chicken parmesan.  In a very short while you will have a delectable dish that will have them asking for the Reynold's Wrap.  Here's what you'll need:

Hardware:

• 1 Saucepan
• 1 Medium Skillet
• 2 stockpots/dutch ovens
• 2 plates (1 plate lined with two or three paper towels)
• 1 medium bowl

Ingredients:

• 1 bag of thawed boneless skinless chicken breasts (Wal-Mart has a really inexpensive bag)
• Ragu Pasta Sauce (Your choice, but I love the sun-dried tomato and basil)
• 1 bag of chicken breader
• 1 carton of buttermilk
• 1 box of spaghetti pasta
• 1 bag of shredded parmesan cheese
• 1 pack of sliced pepperoni 
• 1 bag of stir fry vegetables (Peppers, onions; can be found in frozen food section)
• Italian Seasoning
• 1 gallon of canola oil
• Parsley 

Directions:

1. Fill Dutch Oven/Stockpot halfway with canola oil, and warm oil over medium heat (Oil will be ready when a drop of water on the oil causes oil to sizzle).
2. Fill second dutch oven/stockpot halfway with water, and bring to a boil; add pasta
3. Fill saucepan with pasta sauce and pepperoni, and warm over low heat.
4. Warm skillet over low to medium heat, and coat skillet with canola oil.
5. Add chicken breader to plate and buttermilk to a bowl and place next to stockpot/dutch oven with oil.  
6. Dip chicken in buttermilk, making sure to bathe the entire chicken breast in the buttermilk.  Drain slightly, and then coat each side with breader.  Add breaded chicken breast to the hot oil.  Add no more than two pieces of chicken to stockpot/dutchoven at a time.  Allow chicken to cook for 7 to 10 minutes, or until golden brown (Remove chicken from stockpot/dutch oven onto second plate with the papertowels to absorb excess oil.  With a knife, slightly cut the chicken breast at it's thickest part.  Meat should not be pink!)  
7. While chicken is cooking, cook the vegetables in skillet.  Season with Italian Seasoning.  Remove from skillet, and place vegetables in the pasta sauce along with pepperoni.  
8. Remove pasta from boiling water after 3-5 minutes; drain and run hot pasta under cold water for a few seconds.  
9. Remove the pasta sauce from heat, and that's it!

Layer your plate with pasta, then add a nice crispy chicken breast over the pasta, and then coat the chicken breast with that amazing pasta sauce/pepperoni/vegetable mixture.  Top it off with some shredded parmesan cheese, parsley, and VOILA, you're ready to eat!

SN: A great salad, garlic bread, and white or red wine will go well with this dish!